Whoo Switcheroo On the day that I was born science sentenced me to death I've got Popov in my bloodstream and Grey Goose on my breath You're all that I have left so you're getting in the trunk And here's some cash for bail if the sheriff thinks I'm drunk They ate my flesh at mass but left my house a mess Federales expressly tracked my federal express I got less that I would like and more than you would guess The package said cocaine but the truck said UPS Oh yes Please say you'll miss me when I go Please say you'll miss me when I go I wasn't even talking when the jobs all went abroad And I wasn't even naked when they told me I was God We had to meet person 'cause the feds have tapped my phone And the Russian paparazzi won't leave a star alone From Pt. Reyes to Monterey, your father owned the shore But nowadays California is sorta Baltimore What I called you for is to get me out of dodge In twenty years you'll see me on an Oscar night montage Oh God Please say you'll miss me when I go Please say you'll miss me when I go They say someday my corpse will lie beneath the ground I'll swim these seas when all the rest of them have drowned The truest warriors never die The shrewdest liars don't think they lie Killing isn't murder if you don't feel it in your heart But my gun loves killing crackers in the back of Kwikee-Mart I modified my Porsche to fit a Pinto frame And I set that shit on fire like a Frenchman gone insane It's a shame you won't feel better but I'm going going gone I can't travel with the cheddar that I buried in your lawn I'll lay my head on sand or rock or swamp or shore or pine Here's my account at Western Union, every week or so is fine Girl of mine Please say you'll miss me when I go Please say you'll miss me when I go On the day they laid me down, my corpse was badly charred Just a barbecued old skeleton in my burned out foreign car I don't blame old agent bacon for hating on your boy So don't hate me for switching bodies and heading back to Illinois